Why do people complain about paying off their “mortgage”

Who is this “mortgage” person and why does everyone owe him money

Is he part of the Mafia

I am what goes bump in the night

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Wow so I totally blew my cover today

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kingcheddarxvii:

A comic about being happy for those who grow into their talents faster than you did

Don’t be petty, it’s not a competition

But it’s okay to weep a little on the inside, that’s cool

REAL ANSWER: NOT AT ALL

Why

A - If I’m in love.

I DON’T KNOW
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

They have to have a butt. Are we talking about appearances here?
Auh dark hair and aauuhh that’s really it. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT NOSES BUT I REALLY CAN’T PUT IT INTO WORDS. Some noses are really nice.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

• Relatives
• Rice
• Butts
• Socks
• Pillows

We just don’t know

heathyr:

(Source: vhastings)

me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it

(Source: mulmeli)

17xinfinity:

minniethelastspazzbender:

hopeless-lullaby:

deepinsiide:

BEST FUCKING POST EVER

In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,

OH SOBS SOBBBBBSSSS

Inconsolable sobbing

So far so good….

I AM DONE FOR TODAY

CLOSE

ENOUGH………………………….